The Nix Lice Scream Line

Hey there nit-ninja mom! Or are you a lice detective dad? Either way—you’ve come to the right place to find the lice-lair hotline, THE Nix Scream Line.

Have you found yourself in a lousy situation and need to let out a good scream? Just call (888) EWWLICE (399-5423) and simply scream after the beep.

We may just send you our Nix Lice Prevention Daily Leave-In Spray (while supplies last!)…it’s like a daily therapy ritual for the lice-stricken parent. A ‘No Vacancy’ sign for the scalp. We don’t want this to happen again. Ain't nobody got time to host those freeloaders.